Wakes up to find a garbled mess of forums. "Wha...What happened here?!" I grunted while pushing a period off of me. *Looks around* "This is...Cr-...Crazy..," I said. *Finds myself standing on top of the broken mess of the RMXPU sign* "This is..Disgusting...," I said picking up a mushy piece of text..."Looks like...SPAM...," I said observing the forums. I jumped down on to Main Center passing my destroyed Board Panel. Seemed like both of the blue folders containing all of our posts was set on fire. Only tiny little scraps remained at the bottom of Main Center. I scanned the area I was around and found a broken link. I reluctantly stepped over to it hoping no spam would pop out. "Safe..," I said with satisfaction, exhaling. The broken link was quickly fixed and I was sucked into it. Inside was the largest spam I had ever seen. "This...this...is...so sad...," I said almost crying. The rubble started to shake and churn-a garbage formed arm came out of the rubble. Suddenly, a mighty spam monster rose up challenging me to a duel.