Gugs: Theatrical Mishaps

[Demondaze 0]

Bob had a camel. The camel was named George. Bob and George made plans to take over the world with undead vampire possums. This plan was not without fault, however, as the green bananas stood in the way of domination. Bob had to call in the living jello's and take care of the bananas and their allies, the sparrow air force. Once the jell-o was finished with it's mission, it demanded great payments of Bob and George in solid gold rubies. Bob, being a cheap o, refused to pay. The jell-o, not liking the work they do to go without payment, kidnapped George and demanded ransom. Bob, still being cheap, got a new camel, this one named Richard. But it was not to be, however, as George could not be replaced, and Bob and Richard were always fighting. Bob, dealing with a troubled relationship, the abduction of his best friend, and the demands of the jell-o, raised his forces of undead vampiric possums. When he finally had massed enough possums, he lead an attack on the jell-o, making sure that Richard was in the front, so he would be taken by the jell-o army. What followed was a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, with the jell-o killing the possums by the score. For here was Bob's flaw; the possums killed by draining their victims of blood. Jello, having no blood to be drained of, were immune to this. The possums could only kill them by eating them, and even that stopped when a belly was full, in this Bob's forces were decimated. The battle had ended when the jell-o had expired, though Bob's forces were reduced dramatically and the jell-os had killed George. This is what happens to people who try to take over the would with undead possums.