Jesse66126 4 Report post Posted September 12, 2008 Osmond:"Dammit,Ryan,What did you do!?" Ryan:"Oi!Why the bloody hell do you always blame me!?" The two men were now fleeing for their lives through the dense Thessan forest with thirty heavly-armed knights hot on their trail. The first man's name is Ryan Syviel,a travellinng sword for hire. At his side is Osmond,a monk trained in the ways of the Thessan church. Osmond:"She doesn't normally want to kill us,so I have to assume that you did something to offend her!" Ryan:All I did was give her a damn compliment!Next thing I know,her face is turns,and she's yellin' at me!" Osmond:"...Yes I can see it all to clearly now...You gave her one of your vulgar remarks about her nice figure? Or was it like that time with the stable girl when you complimented her on what a 'nice ass' she had. Suddenly,her father is chasing us with a pitch fork,shouting various obscenities that,as a monk,I dare not ever repeat." Ryan:"Oi!Shut the hell up! I'm trying to think a way outta this!" Osmond:""You....thinking....!?" Osmond's mouth dropped open in shock. Ryan:"Don't sound so surprised!!" Osmond:"If you knew how to think,we would not be running for our lives all the time,would we?" Ryan:"Damn it! Lay off me! I gotta figure out a way to apoligize to Natalie!" Osmond:"*Gasps* Another new word you've never used before!" Ryan:"Aye...I dun' know why...It's different with her...the way she looked at me..." Osmond grins. Osmond:""You like her,don't you?" Ryan:"Shut the hell up! We're going back to the castle!" Osmond:""That wouldn't be very wise right now. Even if we managed to get past the royal guard,there's no way the princess would even give you even one ear before decapitating you." Ryan:"Oi...you're probly' right...Guess we should give her time to cool off..." Osmond:"We can lay low at my place for tonight. Hopefully,she'll have calmed down by tomorrow." End of Scene One. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
