Horror Movies

[Jesse66126 4]

Top Five Things almost all recent Horror Movies have in common:

 

1. A beautiful young college girl is always the leading role. (Sexist and Sadistic!)

 

2. The first person you see at the start of the movie always dies in the first 5-15 minutes. (Cliche!)

 

3. The African American always dies at some point. (Racism!!!)

 

4. There's ALWAYS a sex scene.

 

5. The over weight or other wise unattractive guy/girl ALWAYS dies.

 

Feel free to add in any that I missed.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

6: The killer always gets away...or am I thinking about Friday the Thirteenth?

 

7: They are always alone when the murder happens, like the shower or the lake. Or maybe even the dark kitchen.

 

8: The murder weapon is usually a knife, machete, chainsaw or a axe.

 

9: The girls always fall down a lot.

 

Well, that's all I have for now...

[Jesse66126 4]

6: The killer always gets away...or am I thinking about Friday the Thirteenth?

 

7: They are always alone when the murder happens, like the shower or the lake. Or maybe even the dark kitchen.

 

8: The murder weapon is usually a knife, machete, chainsaw or a Axe.

 

9: The girls always fall down a lot.

 

Well, that's all I have for now...

 

6.The killer rarely gets away unless a sequel is planned. Audiences hate unanswered questions.

 

7.They're alone when the killer attacks because a smart killer will only strike when they're most vulnerable.

 

8.Some of those aren't flaws. Knives and Machetes are easy to carry along for a murder. Light weight,swift. Great for a quick,yet messy kill. Chain saws and axes are usually picked up while at a victim's house.

 

9.The girl or boy trip and fall because they don't pace themselves while running. This is a fear response.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

6.The killer rarely gets away unless a sequel is planned. Audiences hate unanswered questions.

 

7.They're alone when the killer attacks because a smart killer will only strike when they're most vulnerable.

 

8.Some of those aren't flaws. Knives and Machetes are easy to carry along for a murder. Light weight,swift. Great for a quick,yet messy kill. Chain saws and axes are usually picked up while at a victim's house.

 

9.The girl or boy trip and fall because they don't pace themselves while running. This is a fear response.

 

You said common, not flaw :S

[Leon 55]

One 'recent' one that doesn;t fall under these (by recent, i mean the last 8 years) Final Destination.

[solshadow 0]

Top Five Things almost all recent Horror Movies have in common:

 

1. A beautiful young college girl is always the leading role. (Sexist and Sadistic!)

 

2. The first person you see at the start of the movie always dies in the first 5-15 minutes. (Cliche!)

 

3. The African American always dies at some point. (Racism!!!)

 

4. There's ALWAYS a sex scene.

 

5. The over weight or other wise unattractive guy/girl ALWAYS dies.

 

Feel free to add in any that I missed.

 

3. The African American always dies FIRST or right when you think the terror is over (Racism!!!)

 

Lol my friends tell me that I'm die first if a killer ever comes around here....haha just one reason I hate being black XDD jk

[Wyzrd 12]

3. The African American always dies FIRST or right when you think the terror is over (Racism!!!)

 

Lol my friends tell me that I'm die first if a killer ever comes around here....haha just one reason I hate being black XDD jk

 

That is not true. Watch The Devil's Tomb with Cuba Gooding Jr. He doesn't die. And the other black guy that is in the movie, is the last one to die.

[HereYetGone 0]

10 LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! they never see the obvious and fall for the easy traps...no if there is a scream you aren't supposed to look 4 it

[CrimsonInferno 35]

3. The African American always dies FIRST or right when you think the terror is over (Racism!!!)

 

Lol my friends tell me that I'm die first if a killer ever comes around here....haha just one reason I hate being black XDD jk

 

 

.....girls die more than men (of any race), especially the dumb blonds >.>

But, I guess them being dumb blonds...?

[solshadow 0]

That is not true. Watch The Devil's Tomb with Cuba Gooding Jr. He doesn't die. And the other black guy that is in the movie, is the last one to die.

 

Hm, I need to see that. So far I have like 2 movies where the black kid doesnt die. We either die first or right before the movie ends.....we always die in the most idiotic way too...(thinks of Deep Blue Sea with Samuel L. Jackson *MUTHAF%^KING SHARKS!! Well its better than those MUTHAF%^KING SNAKES ON THAT MUTHAF%^KING PLANE* XDD and Jason Vs. Freddy with Kelly Rowland)

[Jesse66126 4]

I found another one.

If there is a child in the movie. Like a main character.

The child ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS has diabetes or asthema!

Especially,when they're trying to hide from the killer!

AND they always forget their medicine or inhaler in the room with the killer in it.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

I found another one.

If there is a child in the movie. Like a main character.

The child ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS has diabetes or asthema!

Especially,when they're trying to hide from the killer!

AND they always forget their medicine or inhaler in the room with the killer in it.

 

That does happen a lot >.>

 

Oh, I got one! The killer.....NEVER has an agenda to killing? Okay, maybe Jason does and Freddy...alright, forget, that isn't one lol

[Enigma 10]

Strange thing is psychological horror doesn't follow this pattern most of the time

Example: Hannibal

But horror is emotional and gets emotional to a person because it is somewhat psychological in nature.

I would guess that the difference is that horror has the psycho part affecting the viewers real time

while psycho horror has the psycho bits all over the movie and still gets the viewer real time, its more than just horror

I love psycho horror ^_^ idky

i wanna see Orphan

[CrimsonInferno 35]

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I've loved horror flicks since I was a babe. Tales from the Crypt got to me. I started on 50's horror movies, which believe or not, can be really scary....

[Wyzrd 12]

I hate horror movies. Almost every girl I've ever known or have dated has loved horror flicks. Where me I personally hate them, they don't scare me, I think most of them are pointless, and they are way to predictable.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

I hate horror movies. Almost every girl I've ever known or have dated has loved horror flicks. Where me I personally hate them, they don't scare me, I think most of them are pointless, and they are way to predictable.

 

 

Hehe, its not that I get scared, I enjoy the difference, the dialog, the screenplay, the directing....Evil dead, one of the great horror movies slash comedy.

 

But, women love horror flicks because it gives them a excuse to grab ahold of their man's arm :> The men have to hold the women because, well, that's what boyfriends do, they protect, even from movies! :P

[Wyzrd 12]

Yea I know lol, that's the only reason I ever put up with them lol.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

Yea I know lol, that's the only reason I ever put up with them lol.

 

Ahaha, good. That's what boyfriends are for :>

At least you know rule sixteen in "girlfriend handbook" lol

[Wyzrd 12]

So this handbook you speak of.....

[HereYetGone 0]

forget it they're book is well guarded and very secret

 

I tried to get a copy at my girlfriends house but when I went 2 grab it she.....distracted me

 

the point is I never saw it again

[Wyzrd 12]

That's ok they don't even know about the *******************.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

forget it they're book is well guarded and very secret

 

I tried to get a copy at my girlfriends house but when I went 2 grab it she.....distracted me

 

the point is I never saw it again

 

The handbook is kept a secret for many reasons. If a man were to get ahold of it, we women would be ruined.

 

I assume the "*******************." is the man handbook?

Or a list of women?

[HereYetGone 0]

That's ok they don't even know about the *******************.

The ***********!!!! How dare you even mention that in the presence of.....them (looks arround suspisiously)

[Wyzrd 12]

It's ok, they'll never figure it out. Crimson wasn't even close with what she was saying.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

It's ok, they'll never figure it out. Crimson wasn't even close with what she was saying.

 

What? Really?

Hm...I'll have to think about it, or ask I'll Joey! :>

[HereYetGone 0]

I hope your right....but now they know and (starts thinking) they know how to get information from us.....WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

[Wyzrd 12]

I know I'm right because even you don't know what I'm talking about. :D

[CrimsonInferno 35]

I know I'm right because even you don't know what I'm talking about. :D

 

I have Joey! He can tell me if I ask him ^^ lol

And I will ask him if you don't tell me. :P

 

And, a woman can always know how a man will work or what he will think...but can you honestly say a man can know anything about a woman's inner workings? What she is thinking? What she will do or say? What she will dress in? When she'll call you later? Women will always win ;) :B): :D

Our secret book is more secret and better ^^

[Wyzrd 12]

Women are a great thing. I will not lie. Being involved with a woman is a great experience. While I do not agree with a thing you just said. Most woman that have dated me, will tell you, you never know what I'm thinking or am going to do. At the same time, I'm pretty good with women.

 

Step one, I posted a bunch of *********** and automatically you went to a guy's handbook. What if it's not even a handbook? I knew exactly what you would say, so I could have put them there meaning nothing. They do mean something but it's not what your thinking it is.

[CrimsonInferno 35]

Women are a great thing. I will not lie. Being involved with a woman is a great experience. While I do not agree with a thing you just said. Most woman that have dated me, will tell you, you never know what I'm thinking or am going to do. At the same time, I'm pretty good with women.

 

Step one, I posted a bunch of *********** and automatically you went to a guy's handbook. What if it's not even a handbook? I knew exactly what you would say, so I could have put them there meaning nothing. They do mean something but it's not what your thinking it is.

 

 

Okay >.< It was a joke. I meant nothing by it. Please forgive me for sounding so rude.

I just meant...that women were harder to understand, because they have a different way of thinking towards well, everything. Hm...how do I explain what I mean without sounding rude?

 

Alright, shed some light on it then. Is it...a carbook? A secret map to Treasure Island? Or does it show you how to get to Candy Island? Where sodi-pop comes drippin' down the rocks?