5000 Ways to get kicked out of a shop

[Azure Flames 1]

I remember a topic like this so let's start one!

 

1. Knock down all the shelves and say "It's for the good of the things on the shelves!".

 

 

 

Keep up the 5000 ways to get kicked out of a shop.

[Enigma 10]

2.Light a fire in the bathroom and then forget about it

3.Start eating the food and say its my free sample

4.Start A dice gambling game in the middle of the store

[solshadow 0]

5. Forget to take off the clothes you try on

6. Put on as much clothing as possible and run into the other customers

7. Parkour off everything

8. Take off your pants.....while talking to somebody

9. Fling your poop like a monkey :D

[TheSchneid 0]

10. Go up to a worker of the same sex and start to flirt

 

(Ive obviously tried this, so i know it works ;) joke )

 

11. Get a lot of trolleys and put them together, get a friend to jump on top and

run around the shop pushing the trolleys as he "surfs" on the trolleys (lmao)

 

12. Go up to where they sell scratchcards and start rubbing off all top stuff

then tell the shopkeeper, "Im just testing, to see the ratio of wins to loses, oo a winner, ill buy it"

[Enigma 10]

7. Parkour off everything

Parkour is awesome, have you played Mirror's Edge

 

10. Punch people who are eating

[solshadow 0]

Parkour is awesome, have you played Mirror's Edge

 

10. Punch people who are eating

 

Yep. As soon as it came out my friend who actually does that stuff got it and we beat it in a few hours. It was fun but the short gameplay was disappointing lol oh and about that flash player you got thar....Stickerbrush Symphony is THE best Brawl remake...ever and Mario is still number one in my mind ( <--plays Mario and beasts at tournaments)

[Marked 197]

14. walk into the most congested part of the store holding a detonator

[TheSchneid 0]

14. walk into the most congested part of the store holding a detonator

 

haha surely that will clear the store... not get you kicked out :P

 

 

15. pee on the floor in the middle of the shop

 

16. get a "friend" and randomly start having a fight in the shop

trying as hard as possible to get people in the way so they get hit constantly

[Polraudio 122]

17. Get with a friend and have cart races in every part of the store.

18. Walk round like your drunk and annoy people.

19. Holler out loud about 200 times "The Aliens are coming!"

[vincestick 13]

20. If it's a 99 cent store, follow the same employee around all day asking "How much is this?"

 

21. Someone is standing in line in front of you in the 10 items or less lane, and you get impatient and then rip open that person's cereal box and start counting all the cornflakes, "500 mother-F***ing cornflakes....in the 10-Items-or-Less lane? You make me sick.."

 

22. Purposely figure out which employees are undercover by conspicuously shoplifting.

 

23. Take the pens for sale out of packaging and 'accidentally' flick the ink cartridges across the aisle.

 

24. Don't bother parking and instead drive your motorcycle into the store because you'll only be 'just a minute'.

 

25. Grab portable speakers, turn volume all the way up, play any song by Slayer, Lamb of God, etc, and start a random mosh pit in various parts of the store.

[rgangsta 43]

26. Walk up to the cashier and stare at him/her with a blank or creepy expression.

 

It worked once for me on a bus.

[TheSchneid 0]

27. Go to the drinks aisle grab a 2 litre bottle.. of any fizzy drink,,

precede to shake for 5 mins then.. shout,...

"Foam party!!!!" let rip with bottle and spray everywhere

 

28. Get a group of friends then run around the store firing

paintball guns at each other, turning the shop into a paint

ball park :P

[Leon 55]

27. Put up a tent in the sports good section and follow people around in it.

[Polraudio 122]

30. Put up a tent that they have and sleep in it and if they ask tell them your testing it out before you buy it.

[TheSchneid 0]

31. If its a CD shop.. take the CD out of the shop

and if they accuse you of stealing..

just say.. im testing.. want to know if the CD works..

and what the songs are, then bring the CD back broken

and say.. damn CD didnt work..

 

32. Go in the shop and get all the eggs and break them open..

if anyone asks... your just checking to see the ratio

of double yolks to normal yolks (the orange stuff in the egg)

[Cjboy 2]

33. If you go into a butcher shop and yell into the butcher's quote, IT'S NOT KOSHER! and take his knife and stab the person behind you by mistake

 

 

34. If you ask the manager where can you find his/her wife/husband so you can strart dating he/she.

 

35. when you enter the shop with no shoes or shirt.

[Tomo2000 60]

36. Get an old lady, put her in a shopping trolley and push her so she tries going down the up escalator but, infact, just stays in the same place; terrified :D .

[LovePhoenix 3]

37. Keep pushing all the other customers on the floor, saying that you are in a hurry and want to pass.

 

38. Take all the products on shelves onto the floor, saying you want to see if they are "unbreakable".