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Easter is just around the corner. It is a damn shame of how people forgotten the true meaning of Easter. It's all about Jesus. It's not about some dumbass bunny and candy. Hell I will shoot the damn Easter Bunny and cook him. That's my idea for an Easter breakfast.:biggrin_002: Who in the hell is this white guy people are calling Jesus? The last time I checked Jesus is described as a black man. Who the fuck is this white guy with brown hair?

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lol, does it really matter what color his skin was? Don't get me wrong, I'm totally with you on that he was of darker skin, but who cares? Hes our savior, regardless.

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Jesus is who Jesus was. As Chief said, it doesn't matter what color he was. He came to save us, we killed him (the proper term is crucified), he will come again. After all, Good Friday he was put away in his tomb, and on Easter he rose back from the dead.

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Interesting, I'm non-religous so I didn't know that's where Easter originated from. But, anyway, I do see your point about the Easter Bunny, but I guess it's like all holidays: each one becomes days of untamed brats screaming "I want!" "I want!"

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Actually wouldn't Jesus be more of a middle-eastern and not Black or White?

I mean, wasn't his whole Jesus thing located in the Israeli area?

 

Happy Easter all!

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How the hell do you get a bunny and eggs out of Jesus?

 

Funnies thing I've read all day.

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Lock Jesus and a Bunny into a cage and inject the both of them with extra testosterone and around 100mg of Viagra. This should help solidify a bridge between Jesus and Bunnies.

 

Afterwords, start an underground market with DNA Enhanced Heroine eggs with JeBun as the ringleader.

 

That my friend, is how you induce Easter.

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If you like Silent Hill saga you'll enjoy easter in Spain. :biggrin_002:

 

Spanish most religious towns organize the street processions, in wich people carry wooden platforms with statues of saints, wearing tipical robes for this event.

 

The religious atmosfere is about half morbid oppresive and hypocrite party time, but I have to reconize that the whole scene is impresive...

 

Party time!

 

in small towns...

 

and bigger cities..

 

More procession madnes..

 

Processions are just one of the typical easter habbits but it's already the most representative.

 

We call Easter "Semana Santa" (Holy Week) or "Pascua". In catalonia we have also the habit to eat "la mona", a typical chocolate cake.

Years ago was only a simple cake with chocolate eggs, but in the last times bakers try to do their best, to made an unique artistic "mona".

 

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/444123266_3b3d228e51.jpg

 

Classic "mona"

 

Chocolate !!

 

http://www.atlantico.net/resize.php?pic=imagenes/elementos/369_v8f1.JPG&tipo=350

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I can kind of see where you are coming from. Next time Easter rolls around, I'll spread strawberry jam in the grass and tell the kids in the daycare i work at to go find Jesus.

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