61 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys

[Wyzrd 12]

As a guy most of these I can agree with. Some of them I can't. But I was just wondering what other people think about this?

 

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

 

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

 

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

 

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

 

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

 

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

 

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

 

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

 

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

 

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

 

11. Guys get jealous easily.

 

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

 

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

 

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

 

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

 

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

 

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

 

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

 

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

 

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

 

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

 

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

 

23. Guys will brag about anything.

 

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

 

25. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

 

26. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

 

27. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

 

28. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

 

29. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

 

30. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

 

31. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

 

32. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

 

33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

 

34. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

 

35. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

 

36. Guys don't really have final decisions.

 

37. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

 

38. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

 

39. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

 

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

 

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

 

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

 

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

 

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

 

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

 

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

 

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

 

48. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

 

49. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

 

50. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

 

51. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

 

52. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

 

53. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

 

54. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

 

55. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ....

 

56. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

 

57. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

 

58. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

 

59. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

 

60. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

 

61. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

[rgangsta 43]

All this is true about me except #50 and #61. Those are more like my friend...on second thought...i may consider #50...

[Wyzrd 12]

I would not even consider #50 at all.

[rgangsta 43]

I would. It's so tempting. Just imagine what a girl thinks about. I just hope it's not a boring girl, that way I wouldn't lose my nut for a dumb cause.

[Wyzrd 12]

No I still wouldn't wanna lose it no, no not at all.

[Polraudio 122]

All true

 

But the most true is.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

 

48. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

Happened to me with my best friend.

Really pissed me off and i still am.

[Wyzrd 12]

I could agree with that but it's never really happened to me. I don't get rejected really.....

 

This is most true to me.

 

29. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

[Joko 1]

most are true but i wouldnt give my nutt haha.

[Wyzrd 12]

I'm glad someone else agrees with me on that. LOL

[Arkbennett 16]

I agree for the most part, one thing that REAllY stood out to me was:

 

39. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

 

I relate.

That said, no.40 does not apply to me.

 

And at one time, I would not give my left nut. But now that I already have a kid, I might if-... Ah never mind, if I only had one ball for my ball sac it would feel weird. My nut stays!

[Decadenttia 2]

Most of these should better be called Things most Girls KNOW about guys but they prefer hide it to them.

:P

 

Except 46. I really doubt it.

[FranklinX 37]

Interesting topic. I agree with most of it because I can relate.

[Wyzrd 12]

@ARK - LOL I can agree with the 40 one. And no one could have put the nut in to perspective better.....

 

@DEC - Not necessary, you'd probably be surprised how many girls don't know these things. Of if you do. Why do they do the exact opposite then? Make life so much easier to follow and a lot of relationships would stay healthier and last long.

 

@RKO - Very interesting.

[Nisage 31]

Like with everyone else, I don't agree with 50. So why is it there again?

 

I agree with some, and I don't agree with some of the other ones. I'll just talk about a few that I agree/disagree with.

 

I don't agree with 16, 17, 20, 23, 28, 33, 35, 42, 45, 46, and 54.

 

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

 

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

 

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

 

23. Guys will brag about anything.

 

28. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

 

33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

 

35. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

 

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

 

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

 

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

 

54. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

 

16. I wouldn't say a girl is a guys' weakness, at least not for all guys.

 

17. Yeah right :P Most men are stubborn.

 

20. Wrong, so wrong. I want advice if I talk to a girl about my problems.

 

23. Guy don't brag about everything, or at least I don't. Bragging is never fun.

 

28. I honestly wouldn't think twice about it since it could have been an accident or not on purpose like what you said in 28.

 

33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, it could also mean that he's in a good mood for some reason or another.

 

35. Same with 20, it could also mean "just leave me alone for a while".

 

42. I don't care if she punches stronger than me, that just makes her more attractive :)

 

45. They can also not put any makeup or perfume on at all and still look beautiful.

 

46. Where did you get this information from? Because it's wrong. Guys and girls talk about the opposite gender equally. Guys don't talk about girls more then girls talk about guys, or vice-versa.

 

54. I don't, I find it awkward and try to change the subject quickly.

 

I really agree with 24, defiantly agree with that one.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

26. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

29. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

 

25. Even though I never talk about their rack or caboose, personality and interest are the keys.

 

26. Well... 26 is 50/50. True, experience is important, but reading from a romance book wouldn't hurt either, right?

 

29. That and almost any advice from a guy could be useless or make the situation much worse :P

 

I'd talk more, but I'm lazy right now :P

[Joko 1]

I'm glad someone else agrees with me on that. LOL

 

yeah why couldnt it be i could pay 5 bucks to read a girls mind for a day LOL

[Wyzrd 12]

Nisage raised some very interesting points on some of them. Can't completely agree with everything you said then again maybe it's got to do with past experiences. Everyone experiences different situations. So while some might not seem true to you, others would. Or vice versa. Every guy is gonna be different.

[Arkbennett 16]

Girls talking about their boobs always raises several things for me, one including my hopes to be with her.

[Wyzrd 12]

Sad but true. I don't think I ever really found that to be a bad thing.

[Decadenttia 2]

@DEC - Not necessary, you'd probably be surprised how many girls don't know these things. Of if you do. Why do they do the exact opposite then? Make life so much easier to follow and a lot of relationships would stay healthier and last long.

 

I think is not really a need of doing the exact opposite. It's the strange belief about If He knows that I Know we'll be ashamed.

 

On the other hand I'd met contradictory people and I have to admit the most of them are women.

Many girls are raised in the strong belief they must keep secrets about their truly feelings.

But I can't understand why.

 

It's said men are lineal and women curve things... Of course in both cases are always exceptions..

[Wyzrd 12]

Ashamed, naw I hate when girls act stupid. Or do that whole beat around the bush thing. Me I want the straight up truth. Be honest with me from the start, we'll get along a whole lot better then. That whole playing stupid/damsel in distress thing, doesn't work on me. It annoys the heck out of me.