FranklinX 37 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 I'm looking for a girlfriend ladies. If you want to be my girlfriend fill out this application. 1.How much do you weight? 2.Can you cook? If so what? 3.What is your religion? 4.Do you play MegaMan? 5.Are you a pornstar? 6.Why do you love Unlimited? 7.Do you drink rootbeer? 8.What are your hobbies? 9.What is your style of attire? 10.What is your cup size? 11.How old are you? 12.Do you like black guys? 13.Did you use to date Broken Messiah? 14.Why are you filling out this application? 15.Favre or Rodgers? pick wisely. If you are looking for a girlfriend make an application. Just hand them out at your college campus. :biggrin_002: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkYoshi 1 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 1.How much do you weight? Scales scare me. I had a bad childhood experience with one. 2.Can you cook? If so what? No, and that makes me pretty worthless as a female. :x 3.What is your religion? Pastafarian. 4.Do you play MegaMan? On occasion, I like the pew pew aspect of it. 5.Are you a pornstar? In my past life I was a professional sinner I'm sure that counts? 6.Why do you love Unlimited? I don't want things to end. 7.Do you drink rootbeer? I drink Dr. Pepper. He's a great man. 8.What are your hobbies? Applying to girlfriend applications. 9.What is your style of attire? Whatever I find, I was in a dumpster so... 10.What is your cup size? I use the metric system. 11.How old are you? Old enough. :3 12.Do you like black guys? I'm not sure, do you prefer them? 13.Did you use to date Broken Messiah? I used to date my messiah. <3 14.Why are you filling out this application? See #8. 15.Favre or Rodgers? pick wisely. They both equally blow and suck. 1 Marked reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noob Saibot 38 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 I think the spam posts will start now from random guests just wanting to reply. Try http://www.zoosk.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polraudio 122 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 no offense RKO but this is a very very very very bad idea in getting a girl. Sorry to say but the old fashion way is the only way. Hope you didnt post them around the campus because you might get laughed at. Trying to help ya out. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FranklinX 37 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 :shok: This is a joke Polraudio. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken Messiah 20 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 Fooled me :sweatdrop: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noob Saibot 38 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 :shok: This is a joke Polraudio. lol laugh OUT loud!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ecowolfsteen 14 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 Hahaha, I kinda got fooled toooo.....*Runs away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey 9 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 *wants to fill it out...but is too lazy to do so* xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 I had to rep DarkYoshi for making me laugh :) Hey Franklin, you should accept. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FranklinX 37 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 I can't give him rep! He disrespected Brett Farve. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 It's a she. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
formlesstree4 18 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 I....there is just so much win going on in this topic..I don't even. 1.How much do you weight? 142lbs 2.Can you cook? If so what? I can grill most anything on a charcoal grill (not these new fancy gas grills). I can cook spaghetti, meatloaf, burgers, make salads, toast, peanut butter...you get the idea. 3.What is your religion? Uh... Christianity? 4.Do you play MegaMan? Sure. 5.Are you a pornstar? I giggity'd a girls' gigshmorgity. Does that count? 6.Why do you love Unlimited? Do I need a reason? 7.Do you drink rootbeer? No. 8.What are your hobbies? Computer, games, math, programming. 9.What is your style of attire? If it fits and looks decent, i wear it. 10.What is your cup size? Triple D 11.How old are you? *smack* you never ask a girl her age!!!! 12.Do you like black guys? maybe. 13.Did you use to date Broken Messiah? Yeahhhhh....about that...... 14.Why are you filling out this application? Because it's 3am and I'm bored! 15.Favre or Rodgers? pick wisely. Favre. .....I actually filled it out. Well...I'm no girl though. Oops. Do I still count as a submission? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
