Zombie Survival

[laansolo 3]

All right, heres how it works. You explain what you would do if zombies invaded your city, what weopons you have, and who you would take with you. only 3 people you cannot pick: Jesus, Chuck Norris, and a Super Hero. Oh! And Pretty much anything unrealistic. Dont say that you have, like, an RPG warhead or nukes or anything stupid or crazy like that. I repeat: PLEASE BE REALISTIC!

 

 

Here are the zombie types:

Stupids- regular, slow moving zombies.

Jocks- runners

Midgets- Infected babies... :(

shooters- spit infections at you.

Medieval's- use swords, axes, etc.

Brutes- strong and big

Assassin- hide in the shadows.

and last, but not least,

SUPERS- all of the above abilities. (U R screwed)

 

EDIT:

Neutrals- Zombies that retained their human emotins and such. They cant talk, wont attack you, and are ignored by all other zombies.

Zero-The main zombie who started everything. If you see him, and do not have a tacticle nuke or 400lbs of C4, then run. It has all powers, and is more powerful than a super. Luckily, there is only one, and if you manage to kill him, no more zombies.

 

Also, There will be updates as to where "Zero" is once a week, as a little side thing: You probably wont see him, because he doesnt exist, none of these zombies do. If you make a video showing patient zero ONLY if he is currently set near where you live, then i would like you to show it too me. That is all.

 

ZERO's LOCATION:

New York, NY, U.S.A.

 

Oh, and also, zombies can not smell you or hear you. They have only sight. And they have no 6th sense.

 

Please explain what you would do in case of each of these. I will add more later... Dun dun dun!

Edited November 7, 2010 by laansolo

[Leophard 0]

Well, if a zombie apocalypse broke out, the first thing I would do was trying to find some weapons. I'd want to gather at least one big gun (Like an assault rifle or shotgun), one small gun (Like a pistol), and a melee weapon (sharp weapons preferred, like knives or swords). The second thing I would do was round up everybody I could, though only after making sure that none of them are bitten.

Once I've got a few weapons, a supply of ammo, and a group of people to travel with, the following thing I would do is go to a medieval museum and steal a suit of armor. While it would look silly to walk around in a suit of armor during a zombie apocalypse, it should be impenetrable for zombie bites and the like, meaning that I'd only have to guard my face and neck. The same museum could also be used as a hold-out, or at least part of the museum if it's too big.

Of course, we're also going to need supplies. For this, I'd split the group in two, with one half guarding the museum and one half gathering supplies from the surrounding area. Everybody would have to stay together at all times, and watch eachother's back as well as possible. We'd keep this up until there are no more supplies left, and then travel together to a new hide-out with all the supplies that we can carry. This would continue forever until the zombie apocalypse was over, until we got saved by the military or a militia, or until got killed (possibily by the military or a militia?).

 

Now, here is how I would handle the types of zombies:

Stupids - Low-priority targets, as I can see from the discription. It wouldn't be hard to out-manouver them, which is likely what I would do.

Jocks - These seem like dangerous guys, and so they are high-priority targets. Whenever I'd see one, I'd try to shoot it immediately.

Midgets - I'd probably treat them the same as Stupids, but I'd try to avoid areas with lots of debris or other objects on the floor. Otherwise, one of them might bite my ankle.

Shooters - Depends on where I'd encounter them. In an open area, I'd try to avoid its spit, and either shoot it or run away depending on how much ammo I have. In a crowded or small area however, running away would be the best option, again to mainly avoid the spit.

Medievals - If they are as slow as the Stupids, then I'd also avoid them. If not, then I hope they're not wearing armor - If they are, I'd run away. If not, I'd shoot them and steal their weapons.

Brutes - Again, depends on how tough and strong they would be. If they are like Tanks from Left 4 Dead (With incredible strength and high bullet resistance), then I'd probably get out of there as fast as I could. If that's not the case however, then I would attempt to kill it while keeping my distance.

Assassin - I would truly be paranoid about these guys, if they'd exist. In any case, I'd bring something to protect my back, so they maybe won't instantly kill me from behind. If I'd encounter one from the front, I'd just try and shoot it, or kill it with a melee weapon if it's too close.

Supers - I'd just kill myself immediately when I encounter one, no seconds thoughts. Even if I tried to run, these things would easily catch me and violently kill me. Besides, with these guys roaming the earth, there likely won't be much hope for humanity anyway.

[Rya 0]

My friends and I actually had a realistic conversation about this, lol. We discussed where we would go, considering we live in a small-town area. We finally decided on Wal-Mart. We'd barricade ourselves in. We have plenty of artillery there - guns, rifles, and the means to make explosives - alongside food, drink, places to sleep, working bathrooms. You can last decently long inside a Wal-Mart if there's only a few of you. And we'd have cameras to keep an eye on the zombies, since the windows and walls would be reinforced. If the zombies can't see you, they'll probably forget you're there.

 

The people I would take with me would be my dad first off. He was a sniper in the military, is an electrician, a carpenter, a mechanic, and can pretty much fix anything. So if something stopped working, he could fix it most likely. He's also a very brilliant man. Second person I would take would be my uncle. Was also in the military alongside my father, and whatever my dad wouldn't think of, my uncle would. Last person would have to be my best friend, because I'd be bored otherwise. xP My dad and uncle are cool, but I need someone my own age.

[Tomo2000 60]

Although I usually suspect mutation to create different 'types' of zombies are impossible, it's possible (a very slim chance) that whatever virus creates the zombies would mutate due to different genes in people, e.g., the 'fatal gene' found rarely in (not being racist) Jews. The bad thing about Australia is that there's no automatic weaponry like carbines of MP5's for civilian usage, nor do many gun stores stock the munitions for it, so primary weapons would be shotguns or rifles.

 

Ammunition would be a big problem. Especially for shotguns. You'd need solid slugs (or something very similiar) is you ever want to take out a person with one shot from a shotgun and Solid's cost about $1 each here, meaning I doubt a gun store would have a massive stockpile lying around somewhere. Rifles and pistols, again, finding ammo would be hard (especially since other survivors might have already raided gunstores) but would be easier to get than Solid Slugs for a shotty.

 

Blades and Blunts is probally my way to go; Machete, Crowbar, Axe, etc., since they use no ammo. I'd take a group of about 8-10 people, not too little and not too many. My dad, my friend Lee, and other friends I just won't name because you won't care for details such as names :P . Raid shops to get supplies and fuel for a 2 day trip, raid the nearby car-shop and find the 2 most fuel-efficient cars there (preferably non-computered ones so they can be hotwired). Then drive to a place in the middle of nowhere called Glenfall.

 

Glenfall is actually quite beautiful. We got friends there (a mum, dad, and 2 daughters) that owns a business of growing wheat. This is good because it takes half an hour (no joke) to drive a square around their wheat-growing area. Wheat takes about a year to grow, and all they need to hope for is for it to rain because, as you can imagine, you can't normally water something like that.

 

Glenfall is in the middle of nowhere, as stated before, so hopefully less zombies and other survivors would be there. Their house consists of 3 main areas - a guest bedroom which is a whole seperate sub-building to the house. It has its own bathroom, 4 beds and a private bedroom (which could be used as a store room). Then we have the main house (it's really big, though) and upstairs (all one room. Only way up is a staircase and its all under another roof except for a balcony that leads off from it).

 

Thankfully, Glenfall is known for having rather wild sandstorms, so every nook-and-crany of the house is built so that it can be airtight if it needs to be. As I said, also, wheat takes about a year to grow, so dependant on when we get there, we may need more supplies to survive. There is a fresh-water lake 20 minutes from the house, and 10 minutes away from the lake is a cattle-farm, where the cattle are actually grown and bred for their meat.

 

With the know-how and resources to make bread or any other wheat-related products, once we harvest it (machinery does it all) we could live off it indefinately, nearly. We'd have to harvest in portions we can actually store. Anyway, that's my plan. I'm going to comment on some of the others' plans.

 

@Leophard - The suit of armor is a good idea, but its really heavy and would make you sweat a crapton (meaning you'd need to drink more water). That, and that it would make everything you do slower, meaning that if a zombie lept (not saying zombies can jump) it would be hard to actually move those steel arms into position to block it (not impossible, just hard).

 

@Rya - Nice plan, but the only thing you have to consider is the fact that electricity and running water will be a no-no. So cameras, working toilets (unless they dont run on running-water), lights, etc., wouldn't work. Unless you got a generator (preferably bike-powered).

[laansolo 3]

Medievals - If they are as slow as the Stupids, then I'd also avoid them. If not, then I hope they're not wearing armor - If they are, I'd run away. If not, I'd shoot them and steal their weapons.

Brutes - Again, depends on how tough and strong they would be. If they are like Tanks from Left 4 Dead (With incredible strength and high bullet resistance), then I'd probably get out of there as fast as I could. If that's not the case however, then I would attempt to kill it while keeping my distance.

 

Medivals do not wear armor, but are slightly stronger and faster than a Stupid.

Brutes are EXACTLY like the Tanks from Left 4 Dead... unfortunately.

 

The good news is that Supers are rare, but, and I repeat, but, they are not smart. If they see you behind a window, they will keep trying to go through the window without using the brute abilities it has. It only uses that ability when it's angry. So there will be hope for humanity. Only attack them if you can kill them with one bullet. If not, leave quitly, and be on the lookout for assassins. *Note: They cannot go through walls, so you are basically safe from them.

[Decadenttia 2]

I'm almost totally sure I would'nt be able to survive. :biggrin_002:

So let me give you some advice: shoot me right to the head because I'm a poor-little-thing human-being but I'm going to be a great motherf#### zombie!

 

(I've always thought that I'll have maybe an opportunity if I run away to a forest or so..)

[laansolo 3]

Well, c'mon Deca, at least give it a try! Remember, zombies are stupid, and, excluding Jocks, slow.