Ways to Kill

[Bigace360 38]

Just like the ban thread, choose a way to kill your victim (above poster), just don't make it too profound that no one wants to read it without throwing up. Just try to make this thread as funny as you can.

[Free To Play 3]

You bastard, you stole my thread idea.

 

I would find out your schedule, make minor changes to it and influence others to change it to my will, then, when you walk down the wrong alleyway or side street, I'd put a hole through your head at 100+ yeards.

[Bigace360 38]

Break into your house undetected, have all the gas running throughout the house. Then cause a trip so when you walk into the house it cause a ignitation. After all that, i'll find a good place far off to sit back and watch the fireworks.

Edited January 19, 2011 by bigace

[Bob423 52]

you win a free trip to another country, when you get there, i nuke you. with a muffin

[Enigma 10]

^ Deathnote

[Midnite Reaper 2]

I'd leave you in an empty room, no windows and a locked door...with a caterpillar.

[Free To Play 3]

^JESUS CHRIST, Just shoot me now, plox.

 

Cut you with a salt lick drenched in lemon juice. Then give you a vinegar bath to finish.

[Bob423 52]

ow :blink:

i sick kirby on you and he steals your soul by eating you

[Enigma 10]

^Give you both the red and the blue pill but not the purple pill

[Bigace360 38]

I'll strap you to a chair and pinned your eyes open. Then insert "barney and friends" into the DVD player and force you to watch every season. After that, i'll have 400 pound man strip in front of you. Mahahahahaha :lol:

[Free To Play 3]

I'll make you watch every movie ever made ever.

But nothing made in America.

Or Europe.

 

>:D

[Bigace360 38]

I'll make you watch every movie ever made ever.

But nothing made in America.

Or Europe.

 

>:D

 

I've seen African(Everytime I walk in my parents room my mom is watching a new movie) and Asian movies, so not so scary. <_<

 

I'll lock you in a room with a Berzerking Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris. :shok: :o

Edited January 19, 2011 by bigace

[Free To Play 3]

I'll turn you into a robot and make you watch porn. HAH

[Bigace360 38]

I'll strap you into a spaceship and then send it straight into the sun slowly. As you reach the sun you'll slight begin to melt in complete torcher. Mahahahaha :lol:

 

If i sent you into the sun fast you wouldn't feel a thing since you would of burn into nothingness in a matter of seconds. No suffering there. <_<

[Free To Play 3]

I'd take out your tongue and nose and make you live in a house of nothing but great foods.

[Bigace360 38]

I'd take out your tongue and nose and make you live in a house of nothing but great foods.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(lol This would be crazy for a fat person.)

 

I'll tie you to a bunch of bricks then drop you into the deepest gorde in the sea with only 30 second of air that begins to run out once (if gravity hasn't killed you yet) you hit the bottom. Have fun with the dangerous sea creatures down there and only 30 seconds of air, plus gravity. :bye:

Edited January 19, 2011 by bigace

[Free To Play 3]

I dare you to spend a week locked in a room with nobody but Nixon (after he stopped being president) and his dog.

[Bigace360 38]

I would give you i'll allow you to eat for free at and restartant on this friday. When you get their i'll give you secretive bombs in your food that would implant themselves into your children, so when your wife has them they'll explode once the children are born. No one would know a thing as it happend 9+ months ago.

Edited January 19, 2011 by bigace

[Free To Play 3]

I would secretly cut your balls out and replace them with Ketchup. That way when you have sex with your future wife, you'll make a vagina sandwich.

[Bigace360 38]

I would secretly cut your balls out and replace them with Ketchup. That way when you have sex with your future wife, you'll make a vagina sandwich.

 

I probably would of died of some new disease that you've created from doing that if i even live the proceedure. <_<

 

I'll dress you up and then throw you into a pit of Justin Beiber fans and watch as they tear that ass up.

[Free To Play 3]

NO GOD NO

 

I would make you fight George foreman with nothing but your foreheads.

[Bob423 52]

i would tell chuck norris you think he's a wimp

[Free To Play 3]

I would tell your troop you're gay.

[Bob423 52]

i would stab you...

with a spoon...

after cutting off your nuts and feeding them to a shark

[Free To Play 3]

I would spray paint your eyes and make you find you're way out of a labarynth.

[Bigace360 38]

DMX said it best :biggrin_002:

 

I look through the 11th floor window

Take one last puff of the indo

Look through the scope, and let like ten go

Break it down, back in the briefcase

Wipe the sweat off my face so I can leave safe

Outside I breathe safe

Nigga never saw it comin, that's how he got it

Never even thought of runnin, cause a nigga plotted

Smart niggaz get niggaz killed for real

I know, they make a deal? I'm comin with the steel

It's gon' be that cat you don't see that's gon' pop you

Stop you in your motherfuckin tracks nigga and drop you

Get rid of all the clothes dump the gun

I hate to be the type of nigga to leave you, slugged and run

but I'm on the job and right now there's more niggaz that need to be

left with a head full of lead, restin easily

And that twenty G's a fee, put to a good use

The only excuse I have for what I do is, love of abuse

[laansolo 3]

as you are sleeping, i give you're (male)dog a virus in its intestine. When you wake, you will suddenly be a female dog. Put 2 & 2 together. You die by being raped. :haha: :biggrin_002:

[Bigace360 38]

I can do that walk behind you shit and follow you home. Make a noise, you'll turn around and I'll put one in your dome :shok:

[Enigma 10]

^ disconnect your power grid

when you go outside to check, pour gasoline all over the floor and leave all the gas from your stove on, while bolting shut all the other doors and windows

plug a cord with an exposed end lying in the gasoline in the wall

when you go back inside and close the door I bolt it in

I put your car, also filled with propane and gasoline in reverse and put a brick on the gas

when you see the gas and look at the window and see your car speeding towards you, I take a picture

and then turn on the power

 

Fireworks Ensue

Epic WIn

[Free To Play 3]

You like DMX, ace? Nice. I like that group too.

 

I'd kill all of you by poisoning your water supply with carotene. YES, CAROTENE.