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Voices of a Toilet

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So if a toilet had pre-installed speech phrases, what can you imagine them to say?

 

"ooh do you mid not sitting on me in that manner"

 

or

 

"Good day sir/ madam, do mind if my hands.. err, seat is cold."

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LOL i think it should say things based on what goes in, like:

 

"You need to eat more fruits"

"You need more fiber in your diet"

"You need to drink more water"

"THAT MUSTA HURT"

"Spray the air freshener please"

 

"That's not supposed to be flushed!"

"You horny bastard!"

Edited by kellessdee

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Looks like Broken Messiah...

 

 

...*puts on glasses*...

 

 

has a potty mouth.

 

 

YYEEAAHH!!!

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"Astounding"

 

"I'm glad I aint got a nose"

 

"What would it be today sir? The 'quick n' swifty ninja style' or the 'enable berserka mode' ?"

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"Sounds like your leakier than WikiLeaks"

"Would you like to try our Portable Edition?"

"Let off as much steam as you want, but use an air freshener for the sake of others"

*farting music version Nyan Cat*

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