zane203 8 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 SECRETS REVEALED: 1.) I am osama's distant nephew 2.)I Shot osama 3.)I'm Obama's half brother 4.)Yes, Obama is Osama's nephew 5.) I played golf with god and won 6.) I played golf with Chuck Norris 7.) from 5 and 6, logic says Chuck norris is higher than god. -ZenOokami Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellessdee 48 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 I bet god was pretty high when he created humans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zane203 8 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 xD i hope no one found this offensive, it usually slips my mind to think about people's religions when i make jokes like these x3 - but you gotta admit its funny lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellessdee 48 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 i can't resist chuck norris jokes XD but don't worry if anything my post may have been more offensive; sometimes I am quick to jump the tongue as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon324 16 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 i can't resist chuck norris jokes XD but don't worry if anything my post may have been more offensive; sometimes I am quick to jump the tongue as well. I think most of us are the same way. It's just human nature, we cant always help it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noob Saibot 38 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 i can't resist chuck norris jokes XD but don't worry if anything my post may have been more offensive; sometimes I am quick to jump the tongue as well. http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellessdee 48 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 yessss bookmarked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laansolo 3 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 technically, if Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding, Chuck Norris probably already found him. Cuz he's Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) In Soviet Russia, Waldo can't find you Edited May 25, 2011 by Bob423 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diagostimo 11 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 I bet god was pretty high when he created humans! i bet he was to, check this vid, awsome beatboxer, and he has a small rant how god created the earth about a quater way through :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites