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SECRETS REVEALED:

1.) I am osama's distant nephew

2.)I Shot osama

3.)I'm Obama's half brother

4.)Yes, Obama is Osama's nephew

5.) I played golf with god and won

6.) I played golf with Chuck Norris

7.) from 5 and 6, logic says Chuck norris is higher than god.

 

-ZenOokami

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xD i hope no one found this offensive, it usually slips my mind to think about people's religions when i make jokes like these x3

 

 

- but you gotta admit its funny lol

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i can't resist chuck norris jokes XD

 

but don't worry if anything my post may have been more offensive; sometimes I am quick to jump the tongue as well.

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i can't resist chuck norris jokes XD

 

but don't worry if anything my post may have been more offensive; sometimes I am quick to jump the tongue as well.

I think most of us are the same way. It's just human nature, we cant always help it.

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technically, if Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding, Chuck Norris probably already found him. Cuz he's Chuck Norris.

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I bet god was pretty high when he created humans!

 

i bet he was to, check this vid, awsome beatboxer, and he has a small rant how god created the earth about a quater way through :D

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