9Mouth is here! *girls faint*

[9Mouth 0]

What's up?!

I hate actually introducing myself. It's so much easier to just say I like masturbating and watching civil war documentaries. I don't think any of you give a shit what my weight/height is anyway, right?

However, I've decided not to be such a dork this time. I know there are some talented people on the internet, and I wanna find them, so I can't hide behind funny troll answers.

Alright, here goes...

 

I'm Kyle, I'm 19 years old and I like masturbating and watching civil war doc- wait! No, we're doing this for real!

 

I'm Kyle, I'm 19 years old, and I love writing, and comedy.

I perform stand-up, improv, sketch, and play video games.

I was lucky enough to find a college program that teaches you how to be racist, talk about your dick, make a room full of people laugh at rape victims, etc. It's pretty special.

All my possessions are video games. I've owned every major console since the NES. The entire left side of my brain is dedicated to video game knowledge.

My favourite game of all time is Grandia; it's kind of an unconditional love situation, though. Everything about that game makes me happy, but I see its imperfections.

 

I've been using RPG Maker for probably about a decade. I love it. RMXP has become second nature to me.

I'm currently developing a game called Boss Quest! I made a post about it on the forums! CHECK IT OUT YO!

It's an RPG that doesn't take itself seriously, and makes fun of every other RPG ever. (They had it coming)

I may be a pretentious asshole, but video games ain't funny, and I'm trying to change that.

 

Anyway, I've been meaning to finish this game for a while now, but I haven't had the time.

I stopped being so stubborn and joined these forums to look for some help.

I hope I don't seem like a total cunt, cuz I'm not, I'm just trying to get a message across <3

But yeah, that's about it!

 

So wassup!?

[Marked 197]

I hope I don't seem like a total cunt, cuz I'm not, I'm just trying to get a message across

Well yeah ya kiiiiiiinda do. Wash your mouth out with soup and we'll get on just fine ;) Welcome to RMXPU.

[kellessdee 48]

Nice introduction, I like your sense of humour. I think we will get along :P

 

But i would like to say: Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your time here.

And if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask.

 

@marked: LOL I generally read things as they appear so your post sounded awesome in my head.

[FranklinX 37]

Welcome to the forums. Please don't offend others.

[9Mouth 0]

@Marked

lol only kinda? :) Nice to meet yooouuuuuuu

Did you mean to say 'soap' instead of 'soup'? I hope you didn't, cuz that sentence made me laugh really loud for some reason.

Oh awesome you're from New Zealand??

 

@kellessdee

Thank you for your hospitality! Did we just become best friends?! (YUP)

 

@RATED-RKOFRANKLIN

lol! I love how that's the first thing you assume I'm gunna do. Don't worry, I'm nice :)

And if this helps our relationship at all, I've beaten every game in the original Mega Man series, and most of the X games.

P-presumably you like Mega Man... right?

[Ecowolfsteen 14]

Welcome to the forums.. Have a nice time, don't be shy about asking for help.

[laansolo 3]

welcome! *achem* please do not talk about you're genetalia. it burns my virgin mind. *FFFFFWWWWWWWWWWOSSSSSSSSSHH!!!!!* too late.

[Bob423 52]

welcome!

it burns my virgin mind. *FFFFFWWWWWWWWWWOSSSSSSSSSHH!!!!!* too late.

me 2

[Marked 197]

@Marked

lol only kinda? :) Nice to meet yooouuuuuuu

Did you mean to say 'soap' instead of 'soup'? I hope you didn't, cuz that sentence made me laugh really loud for some reason.

Oh awesome you're from New Zealand??

I fully meant soup. :pinch:

 

Yup I'm from New Zealand. There's only like 2 of us on this forum.

 

Wow you got some skills :P btw why did you wait so long to start posting?

[9Mouth 0]

@Ecowolfsteen

Thanks bro!

 

@laansolo / Bob423

I'll try not to talk about my genitalia. Or your genitalia. Or anyone's genitalia. Genitalia.

 

@Marked

lol that's such a lovely stipulation for us to get along (I love soup!)

New Zealand seems so awesome. I've always wanted to travel there.

 

I'm really stubborn, so I just made an account preemptively assuming I was going to finish my project and post it in its glorious completion. Then school started I totally lost track and have fallen really far behind. So I'm gunna use these forums to find some people to lend a hand :D (There's no way I'm making sprites for all these bosses)