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Demondaze

I Have Returned!!!

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If you don't remember me, I am terribly remiss. If you do remember me, then prepare to get warm fuzzy feelings all through your body.

 

After a thousand year hiatus, I have returned to bless you all with the light of my glorious Sarcasm and seventy-five cent lighter. Behold the beauty of my razor wit and tremble, ye sacrilegious dogs!

 

::Cough:: Sorry. I've been living off M&Ms and Full Throttle for three days now.

 

Seriously, I've been working on the brilliance that is my new novel, as well as moving all my belongings cross-country with only the help of two aging surfers and a short, fat Italian guy. No joke either. I mean it.

 

Like Danny Devito with more chest hair.

 

Ah, yes. Good old unca Tony.

 

Well, to make a long story short, I'm back in black and twice as goofy looking. So, if anyone needs a writer or world designer, I'm your boy-man-pig creature with retractable wings and a horrible overbite.

 

...Wait, what?

 

-Jimmy

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Maybe you were on before I made my first welcome message in the forums. xD Hello there.

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I'm the most spectacular, amazing, dragon-trained, son-of-a-god radioactive ninja super-hero the world has ever known. I... think...

 

It's either that or I'm a rambling, nonsensical spouter of wild gibberish and sarcastic insights that both astound and alarm. One of the two, definitely.

 

I was here shortly after the place opened, but because of my computer having a laser-vision related melt-down - by which I mean it shorted out and my mother board literally melted - I was forced to brick over my extremely secret lab of magnanimous megalomania-related sciences of the nefarious variety and vacate the location.

 

But, after a long, painful and extremely necessary hiatus I have returned to visit upon the non-believer the special brand of sarcasm and scintillating witticism that characterize my unique sense of humor and writing style.

 

Oh, yeah! I might have forgotten to mention this, but I'm sort of a literary genius. I'm outstandingly good with words and am capable of turning a phrase with the same skill Michael Jordan turns a ball. I'm simply amazing.

 

But do not feel over-awed. I assure you I am a mostly mortal man, and despite my awesome powers of alliteration, I am no more a demonic man-beast today than I will be six months hence. Which is to say, not at all.

 

Now, where in the wide world of sports did I put those pretzels?!

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And not to mention he is able of making a one line worth post, to a friggin 1-minute-read, very wise, you should work as a politician and show em your anti-bio-logical way of speech and spread the word of teh true chosen man to show the world the beuty of pizza.... right... >_<

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