Demondaze 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2007 If you don't remember me, I am terribly remiss. If you do remember me, then prepare to get warm fuzzy feelings all through your body. After a thousand year hiatus, I have returned to bless you all with the light of my glorious Sarcasm and seventy-five cent lighter. Behold the beauty of my razor wit and tremble, ye sacrilegious dogs! ::Cough:: Sorry. I've been living off M&Ms and Full Throttle for three days now. Seriously, I've been working on the brilliance that is my new novel, as well as moving all my belongings cross-country with only the help of two aging surfers and a short, fat Italian guy. No joke either. I mean it. Like Danny Devito with more chest hair. Ah, yes. Good old unca Tony. Well, to make a long story short, I'm back in black and twice as goofy looking. So, if anyone needs a writer or world designer, I'm your boy-man-pig creature with retractable wings and a horrible overbite. ...Wait, what? -Jimmy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted August 14, 2007 Its been too long! Welcome back Demondaze. I thought you had forgotten about us. A lot has happened in your absence, as you may have notice. Good to see you back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demondaze 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2007 It is good to be back, O'Supreme one. I missed you guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Dragon 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 DAZE'Z BAK- and so am I B) FRIGGIN AWESOMZ I RLY FEEL LIKE BEING ACTIVE AGAINZ (just a feeling xD) kill us man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ratty524 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Maybe you were on before I made my first welcome message in the forums. xD Hello there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Dragon 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Oh ya one of teh first, he haz sum attittttude that dude Tell 'em daze, tell 'em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demondaze 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2007 I'm the most spectacular, amazing, dragon-trained, son-of-a-god radioactive ninja super-hero the world has ever known. I... think... It's either that or I'm a rambling, nonsensical spouter of wild gibberish and sarcastic insights that both astound and alarm. One of the two, definitely. I was here shortly after the place opened, but because of my computer having a laser-vision related melt-down - by which I mean it shorted out and my mother board literally melted - I was forced to brick over my extremely secret lab of magnanimous megalomania-related sciences of the nefarious variety and vacate the location. But, after a long, painful and extremely necessary hiatus I have returned to visit upon the non-believer the special brand of sarcasm and scintillating witticism that characterize my unique sense of humor and writing style. Oh, yeah! I might have forgotten to mention this, but I'm sort of a literary genius. I'm outstandingly good with words and am capable of turning a phrase with the same skill Michael Jordan turns a ball. I'm simply amazing. But do not feel over-awed. I assure you I am a mostly mortal man, and despite my awesome powers of alliteration, I am no more a demonic man-beast today than I will be six months hence. Which is to say, not at all. Now, where in the wide world of sports did I put those pretzels?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Dragon 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2007 And not to mention he is able of making a one line worth post, to a friggin 1-minute-read, very wise, you should work as a politician and show em your anti-bio-logical way of speech and spread the word of teh true chosen man to show the world the beuty of pizza.... right... >_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demondaze 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2007 What can I say? I'm brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
