Marked 197 Report post Posted January 26, 2013 Hi guys, What are your favorite quotes? I'm thinking about implementing a random quote system, for example (from Lizzie's quote of the day topic) It just generates a random quote from a list of quotes. There's a similar system over at CA: http://www.creationasylum.net I like their system, particularly the funny ones. They have all sorts of quotes from wise to funnies by community members. So lets see what we can come up with :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon 55 Report post Posted January 26, 2013 Give me 3 days, I'll have a list of about 50-100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted January 27, 2013 Great :D No one else has any quotes? :shock: It can literally be from anything. I like the funny ones... like "if you see the bombsquad running in the opposite direction, you should follow them", etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted January 28, 2013 (edited) some shrek quotes "That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" -Shrek "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" -Donkey Gingerbread Man: Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man? Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man? Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man. Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane? Gingerbread Man: Well, she's married to the Muffin Man... Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man? Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN! Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man... ooh ooh! i have more! just gotta write'em down brb ok here they are "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is." -Yoda "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." -Yoda "Do not pitty the dead Harry. Pitty the living, and, above all, those who live without love." -Albus Dumbledore "It is our choices, harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Albus Dumbledore "Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore " Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love." Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) "You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it's *heartbreaking!* That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous. Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison?" -Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) "You two just Apparated on my knees!" "Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark" Fred/George Weasley Molly Weasley: "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" George Weasley: "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" "Hello! Oka — [gulp, nauseated expression] New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right — Barcelona!" -The Doctor (Doctor Who) The Doctor: Black tie...Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. Martha: That's not the outfit, that's just you. (Doctor Who) "This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied" -Slartibartfast (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) yay for nerd quotes! :D Edited January 28, 2013 by Bob423 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted February 20, 2013 Haha thanks bob :) Nao, I want more quotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken Messiah 20 Report post Posted February 20, 2013 What’s wrong? You’ve only had two legs blown off… Come at me! Summon your familiars! Polymorph your body! Regenerate your legs and stand up! Come, the night is still young… Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! The fun’s yet to come! Hurry! Hurry!. Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) What was that? Black magic? or maybe some sort of evil love beam…(says as arucard walks away) Captain Bendatte (Hellsing Ultimate) If I’m a dog, then you’re dog food. Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn’t it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I? SS-Sturmbannführer Montana Max (Hellsing Ultimate) Read more: http://animequotes.net/hellsing-ultimate-quotes/#ixzz2LSVqRZfc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigace360 38 Report post Posted February 21, 2013 "War. War never changes." - From Fallout "If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." “Reality is broken. Game designers can fix it.†“What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?†"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuesTMajoR 4 Report post Posted February 21, 2013 The Real Quote for a Real Person from a Real Movie." DONT CHASE SUCCESS, JUST FOLLOW WHAT YOUR DREAMS ARE THEN SUCCESS WILL CHASE YOU "~Aamir Khanfrom 3 Idiots movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon 55 Report post Posted February 22, 2013 "War. War never changes." I love it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigace360 38 Report post Posted February 22, 2013 I love it! I got that from Fallout, probably should state that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polraudio 122 Report post Posted February 22, 2013 Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuesTMajoR 4 Report post Posted February 22, 2013 " Explore to Learn, Learn to Discover, Discover to Know, Know to Create, Create to Excel, Excel to Love "~By Myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon 55 Report post Posted February 23, 2013 I got that from Fallout, probably should state that. Thats why I love it. Fallout is my fav. series. ^_^ "He who fights monsters should beware, lest he become a monster himself." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuesTMajoR 4 Report post Posted February 23, 2013 "We did not come this far to DIE NOW."~Guess the Game Title where this quote came from Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) I got some more :D "In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before." -The Doctor "My thoughts exactly! If you have a dream, don't wait, act. One of life's little rules. Got it memorized?" -Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2) "The red carpet has teeth." -Auron (Final Fantasy X) Maester Kinoc: Really, now. What person would execute a dear friend? Auron: You would. (Final Fantasy X) Edited February 23, 2013 by Bob423 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 I've added all the quotes! (minus uncredited quotes). Moa plz :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon 55 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 "Do or do not. There is no try." ~ Yoda "I see through you like a book!" ~ Sam Malone (Cheers) "If a man tried to take his time on Earth, and proved before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world." ~ Harry Chapin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 That yoda quote is already in there :P added the other two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon 55 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 "We're going to need a bigger boat..." ~ Brody (Jaws) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 "Walk a mile in a person's shoes before you judge them. That way, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes." -Unknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigace360 38 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 "Humans are terrified in darkness yet they fail to recognize the true darkness within their hearts..." - Unknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolarmak 23 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. - Lucille Ball The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. - William Arthur Ward I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller Edited March 7, 2013 by dolarmak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigace360 38 Report post Posted March 19, 2013 "The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to move silently among us."~Samuel Loomis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted March 29, 2013 "A thousand apologies, O patient one." -Gazeem (Return of Jafar) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigace360 38 Report post Posted March 29, 2013 Martin Luther King Jr. - "An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 Good job guys, new ones added plus one or two removed that made no sense to me. 44 quotes so far :thumbsup: I moved them too. In retrospect it was a silly place to put it in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob423 52 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 mind sharing which ones didn't make sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marked 197 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 It was probably one of your doctor who quotes. I think we needed to watch it to get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyzrd 12 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 "A coward dies a thousand deaths. A soldier dies once." - Tupac Shakur "They say money don't buy happiness. Forget that, I've never been sad with money in my pocket." - Wyzrd (Though I did change one word to make it clean. -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShinGamix 1 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 (edited) I love all the cheezy lines from the movie "Last Action Hero!" but for something off the top of my head to make up... "to die a thousand deaths is to but live once...and you still have to go through a lot of pointless B#S# " -me Edited March 30, 2013 by ShinGamix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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