I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Guest Midnight Assassin]

Dear good friends,

 

Since November 21st, 1995 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 5000 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double Zesta Burger - if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.

 

Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 580 limited times in the last 16 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

 

Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Midnight Assassin 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.

 

Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBAs from Hamburger U.

 

Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

 

Sincerely,

Midnight Assassin

[Polraudio 122]

Never heard of the Double Zesta Burger. Well then again i go there like twice a year.

Sounds good. What does it have on it?

[Marked 197]

Would you mind not saying fuck so much? Just tone it down a little.

[FranklinX 37]

OH MY GOD. That is so funny. I can't stop laughing. :lol:

[Guest Midnight Assassin]

Man, this is boring...

 

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR A DEAD GUY TO GET SOME LEMONADE AROUND HERE, HUH?

[CrimsonInferno 35]

Ah, its like waiting for Toys R Us to bring back the Digimon section and Digimon piggy-banks :P

 

Sorry you don't have your hamburger. :S

[shaggy91 0]

here in the uk we dont have magic cards =[ i hope they bring them back here or im takin the same route as midnightassasin

[Obsession 3]

I learnt my hatred for this long ago when I found out ronald was doing something with children >_>;