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I would camped out in your car, in the backseat with some chickenwire and as soon as you hit the backstreet I'd jump up like Jack-in-the-Box, strangle the shit out your ass clean up the mess and, get away from the cops.

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I would make sure you didn't die from any external causes, then when you're on your deathbed, I kill your whole family and watch you go into cardiac arrest.

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You will slowly be tortured to death as you watch you're friends and family die. Right before you die, I will restor your strenght so you become healthy. I will do that about 20 more times. After that you will eat a creampuff withpoison icing and sharp sword sprinkles inside. Beforu the poison reaches your heart, you will get stabbed through the heart with a rubber ball. Pain. There will be lots of pain.

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*pulls up V.A.T.S.*

 

I repeatedly shoot you in both legs with the Bloody Mess perk and leave you to crawl wherever.

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Tisk tisk tisk... Guys your gonna have L and the CIA knocking on your doors in no time, even the Death Note is tracable.. silenced scoped-in .308, preferably x400 variable scope. I'd be wearing a guilly suit and be hiding in a tree somewhere. Once I shoot you I'd remove your head (since that's where you would have been shot), burn it and throw the ashes into an ocean, then stab you in the heart with a knife, remove it, turn it around and then stab it in the other way so it appears to be a double-sided blade. Of course it would be murder, that's easy to determine, but with no head they would have no bullet and, of course, I'd be wearing gloves. Find a plausable way to uncover the truth of that.

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You will slowly be tortured to death as you watch you're friends and family die. Right before you die, I will restor your strenght so you become healthy. I will do that about 20 more times. After that you will eat a creampuff withpoison icing and sharp sword sprinkles inside. Beforu the poison reaches your heart, you will get stabbed through the heart with a rubber ball. Pain. There will be lots of pain.

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How about.. I put you in a room with the people/trolls who comment on earthquake (chch/japan) videos. Seriously, what must they be like in real life? *shivers*

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You would wake up immobilized in a dark room. A bright flash would appear and you would first realise that your eyes are toothpicked open. The flash is the starting of a projector. It takes you a few seconds for your brain to comprehend what's going on, but you soon figure it out. Until you die of dehydration (3-5 days), you will watch a never ending cycle of Rick Astley videos. Just Never Gonna Give You Up

Edited by The_Jolly_Roger

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