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Why hell is AWESOME!

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Hell is an awesome place to go to! :alright: Hotels are low as $5645 a night!

 

Here are the many reasons why you should go to hell!

 

1. Micheal Jackson owns a McDonals in hell!

 

2. Bin Laden is a cashier at KFC.

 

3. Billy Mays will tell you what to buy in HELL!

 

4. Brett Favre will send you cool text messages!

 

5. There are plenty of hot white chicks in hell! WOO WOO WOO You Know It Bro!

 

6. Ghetto people are not welcomed in Hell! :biggrin_002:

 

7. Porn is free!

 

8. All showers are hot!

 

9. Prostitution is legal in hell. Sale yourself for a quick buck!

 

10. Marked will be there on his computer to oversee Unlimited.

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Why am I in hell? You saying im not Ghetto? :devil:

 

Btw there are plenty of places were prostitution is legal on earth.

 

State of Nevada; though people are trying to change it to be illegal.

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Btw there are plenty of places were prostitution is legal on earth.

 

;) Canada

 

but we prefer the term "escort"

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those reasons do not include That I will be there.

 

>.< I will be there and finaly be a demon bitch with cool as wings and a horn on my head.

Ill finaly be in a place wear I can get a proper tan.

My music will instantly be even more awesome.

 

I wonder if luci likes http://soundcloud.com/katsutsuki/music-1

 

hmmm.

 

anyway the best reason to go to hell is cause Ill be their Dj, and new pr manager... seriously hell needs a new person

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Why am I in hell? You saying im not Ghetto? :devil:

 

Btw there are plenty of places were prostitution is legal on earth.

 

Why you;re in hell? That's simple! You banned me remember? :lol:

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I'm not surprised a McDonald's is there.

You had me at porn, prostitution and hot shower. That's all I need for survival. :drool:

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There's actually a place in Texas called Hell. Or was it helltown...

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FREE PORN?!! Ah, HELL yes! Lol.

The majority of it is free to begin with, lol

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There's actually a place in Texas called Hell. Or was it helltown...

 

Well, there is a Hell in the Grand Cayman Islands: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman

 

a typical tourist trap, though.....I also notice that there's a North Pole in Alaska: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Pole,_Alaska

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He means the stuff you gotta pay for up here, is free down there.

People actually pay for that crap? xD

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Yeah, if you want the good stuff!

...There's good stuff?...can't they just use Google or something, sheesh. xD

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Lmao. I let you back didn't I? Sometimes I think I'm waaaay too generous :P

 

Yes you are. :)

 

Thank You!

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