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Good News everyone! I've just invented a device that allows you to read this in my mind!

I'll send you a demo. ^For being a muffin. A delicious..... beautiful.... muffin.................

He's missing the thingy in his coat pocket.

No..................................... U I'm workin on it, I still dont like the eventing system I'm using, it's making the puzzles tedious... ^For being banned for banning someone in the ban thread.

^For not being more creative

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Okay! I have posted something like this in almost every forum I've been in, and thought it was a good return topic. (Because I'm treading on thin ice, please don't spam this thread. Serious answers only. Well... as serious as a zombie thread CAN be...) RULES You can choose any item in the world to put in your backpack, even if you don't know the name, as long as it exists, you can have it. There's not really a limit to how much you can put in your backpack, but please be aware you are probably not hulk hogan and cannot carry more than maybe 30 lbs (About 14 kg) before you start to become over encumbered (lol like in fallout!), please try to keep in mind the weight of the items in your backpack. You may choose whatever weapon you want but note that you DO NOT have an infinite amount of ammunition and therefore must take in availability. Also, you are not fighting the incomprehensible zombies from the video games, you're fighting the zombies from "World War Z" (A book by Max Brooks) And must shoot the zombie through the head (Or completely immobilize them, which would take MANY more bullet than a shot through the head.) You can pick anywhere in the world to be, no explanation necessary on how you got there, let's just say you flew there.... And for all convenient purposes, lets say you have a renewable source of food and water. So no need to pick something based on geographic sensibility. Oh, and a few plates of thinking food: Kevlar and most other bullet-proof or protective gear that police officers use, Deteriorate in direct sun exposure. Most (meaning like, 99.999999999999999999999% of) silencer/suppressors wear out after about 200 rounds are fired and will begin breaking down. They are relatively easy to make, but just keep it in mind. Here's the skeleton. APPAREL [b]Head[/b]: [b]Neck[/b]: [b]Shoulder L[/b]: [b]Shoulder R[/b]: [b]Upper Arms[/b]: [b]Elbows[/b]: [b]Forearms[/b]: [b]Wrist L[/b]: [b]Wrist R[/b]: [b]Hand L[/b]: [b]Hand R[/b]: [b]Chest[/b]: [b]Back[/b]: (Like an explanation of what Kind of Backpack, this is optional. Leave it blank for a regular backpack or if you don't care what kind it is.) [b]Backpack Contents[/b]: [list] [*] (Add more of these for more options) [/list] [b]Mid-Torso[/b]: [b]Lower Torso[/b]: [b]Thigh L[/b]: [b]Thigh R[/b]: [b]Knees[/b]: [b]Shin L[/b]: [b]Shin R[/b]: [b]Ankel L[/b]: [b]Ankel R[/b]: [b]Feet[/b]: WEAPONS [b]Long Range I[/b]: [b]Long Range II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Close Quarters I[/b]: [b]Close Quarters II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Stealth I[/b]: [b]Stealth II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Melee I[/b]: [b]Melee II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Incendiary I[/b]: [b]Incendiary II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Explosive I[/b]: [b]Explosive II[/b]: (Optional) [b]Demolitions[/b]: [b]Flare[/b]: (yes / no) [b]Other Weapons[/b]: [list] [*] [/list] TACTICAL APPAREL [list] [*] [/list] EDIT: My Answer---------- APPAREL Head: My Captain Morgan hat + CM-ready headpiece Neck: Neck supporter + Dog tags (I have some I bought online. I wear them all the time :D) Shoulder L: CM-ready shoulder guards; thin Shoulder R: " Upper Arms: Knife holster Elbows: Elbow pads Forearms: shin guards Wrist L: pill case with cotton lining the insides to reduce noise Wrist R: solar-powered, weather-proof, scratch-resistant watch with silent alarm clock Hand L: Leather padded, weather-treated glove Hand R: Knuckled, leather padded, weather-treated, fingerless glove Chest: kevlar undernead a plexiglass chestplate (all around upper torso) Back: Latching spider bag with locking pockets; weather-treated Backpack Contents Iodine tablets (20) Disinfectant Spray (10 Oz. rectangular bottle) Gause Adhesive Pre-sterilized, surgical needle Surgical thread Pleaxiglass, scratch-resistant compass Heavy-duty winter blanket Mid-Torso: Abdominal kevlar underneath plastic casing, overlapping for maximum movability Lower Torso: Amnidexstrous Sidearm holster (both sides) with clip compartments and flashlight holster Thigh L: Machete holster (w/knife) Thigh R: sidearm holster (With Silenced glock 17) Knees: Knee Pads Shin L: Shin Guard Shin R: Shin Guard Ankel L: Nothing Ankel R: Nothing Feet: Marathon-grade shoes with arch support (just a note, steel toed boots aren't a good option. Go ahead, ask me why.) WEAPONS Long Range I: (Prefferably under-barrel Silenced = **) **M14 W/ Bipod and 3x9-40 Variable Scope Long Range II: **L86A1 W/ Bipod and 4x12 Variable Scope Close Quarters I: **Glock 17 w/grip Close Quarters II: **MOD5SD Stealth I: Hunting crossbow (I'm not good with crossbow names) w/ 3x9-40 scope Stealth II: Walther PPK w/suppressor Melee I: Machete Melee II: Combat Knife Incindiary I: Napalm-Bomb Incindiary II: Molotov Cocktain w/storm matches Explosive I: Hell-in-a-can (Basically a tin can with gun powder and shrapnel in it.) Explosive II: Dynamite. Yes, Dynamite. Demolitions: SEMTEX-7 Flare: Yes, 3. Other Weapons Dead Screamers (Audio devices or chemical devices that produce very loud noises to draw zombies away... in a dead.... something.) TACTICAL APPAREL Nothing. (There wouldn't be anything practical for long-term use that I can think of.) Anatomy.bmp

You should step a few yards back, I don't like fire. ^for still being On fire

No offense, totally thought you were a guy. @LNER Fan /b/ strikes again. That actually sounds cool though...

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Hello there. Cool Avatar bro.

(Guess who's back, people.) ^For being on fire.

1.) I can speak other languages, if that's what you're asking. 2.) I'm not a fan of the character being a cat, but it's not my game. 3.) No, are you happy now? Can we jump off that freakin train now?

Hah, fuck you pixar. Did you know that only only one kind of bat drinks blood? (Out of the 200-something species of bats) Did you know that one kind of bat fights crime?

Not the second one. Did you know? In WW2, america invaded italy?

I love that movie though. Jhon Ciussac did a pretty good job given the retarded plot. EDIT: Right, a did you know.... uh Did you know that the dates and times of "Saving private Ryan" are all historically accurate?

Lol it's not even a religious thing, it's 100% conspiracy. There's no picture of a huge flood or the world blowing up on the mayan calendar, it just stops. EDIT: This coming from the guy who has a "Zombie Fallout" Escape plan.

You can have your eyes open, but not COMPLETELY open. It's physically impossible unless you have a genetic disorder or something.

Jesus was African, people misinterpret that as being black. (Or at least there's an extremely high probability of him being African.) There are other ethnic groups in Africa besides black people.

Yeah, a lot of people have animated character sheets. You just need to get someone to give you one, make one for you, or google for one. Check here for other resources, too. http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php (sorry marked...)

Did you know? There isn't an ending level in Nazi Zombies? Did you know? The team that reached the highest recorded Nazi Zombie level didn't even exceed 200? Did you know? Microsoft stole their Windows OS from Apple? (They just made it different) Did you know? There are more people (per day) playing Halo 3 than there are playing Halo: Reach? Did you know? There's an entire website devoted to the chronology of the Halo series? Did you know? That the chlorine levels used to clean the water in water purification plants (USA) are lethal? Did you know? They have heterosexual porn on Netflix? (Instant play) Did you know? It takes 4 muscles to jump but around 40 muscles to land?

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