JRolik

Hi humans! I'm your local extraterrestrial visitor from Pluto, Jaluna. I'm an insane hermit with no life.

My priority in life is to bash logic with my anti-logicite hammer [which totally looks like a baseball bat, I know]. Which is why it's sad to say I joined for logical reasons: To meet fellow developers, get help working on games, be part of the community, and find awesome resources.

To many, I seem like a harmless, disabled adult with no ability to remember things and a lot of weird habits like asking what stuff smells like. If i ask you that, don't be alarmed- I'm not playing a joke on you! I'm just sincerely curious what it smells like since I have congenital anosmia. Amongst many, many other things.

I currently reside in the armpit of the United States, New Jersey [seriously look up 'state nicknames' and it's one used for us]. I've lived here 99% of my life, but my true residence is on the internet. 

Also, I'm a horrible role model. If you want me to be your role model, look somewhere else. I have no life and never finished high school because I was kicked out for being out sick too much. Seriously.

Oh, also...I adore cows. And video games. And random stuff.

So if you ever feel bored and wanna talk about Cows and games like 100% Orange Juice and other weirdness, I'm all ears...er...eyes.